Car or Girl

Kinja'd!!! "Mattbob" (mattbob)
09/19/2013 at 12:22 • Filed to: carorgirl

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Trackday with a 458 or a night with Catrinel Menghia?

I realize these questions are incredibly sexist, but I am just gauging oppo's love for cars over all else.


DISCUSSION (28)


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Mattbob
09/19/2013 at 12:23

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Track day with the 458. The most I'll get from Catrinel is "go away".


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Mattbob
09/19/2013 at 12:23

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How about I ride Catrinel around the track, then take the 458 home at night?


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Mattbob
09/19/2013 at 12:24

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Since I have driven the 430 Scuderia on a track and that was amazing. I think I will go with the 458... because that will not get me divorced. :D


Kinja'd!!! Z_Stig > Mattbob
09/19/2013 at 12:24

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It depends on the car. Since a Ferrari has a high risk of catching fire, I'll take Ms. Menghia for the night and do naughty things with her.


Kinja'd!!! Goshen, formerly Darkcode > Mattbob
09/19/2013 at 12:24

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Trackday with the 458.
Nothing against Italian women but Menghia isn't my type.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Party-vi
09/19/2013 at 12:25

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Not when she sees dat Jeep.


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > Mattbob
09/19/2013 at 12:25

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Track day. It will help me avoid divorce, rejection, etc. and I bet the 458 sounds better. Call me crazy.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Leadbull
09/19/2013 at 12:26

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Incorrect. The Willys is a dude-magnet to an insane degree. If I were gay it'd be great :/


Kinja'd!!! Mikeado > Mattbob
09/19/2013 at 12:28

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The 458 can't feel disappointed afterwards, so I'd have to go with that.


Kinja'd!!! Mikeado > Z_Stig
09/19/2013 at 12:28

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The burning Ferraris thing is greatly exaggerated.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Party-vi
09/19/2013 at 12:31

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Not when she sees dat e46. (You do have an, e46, right?)


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Leadbull
09/19/2013 at 12:33

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HAHAHA bingo! And it's a 330Ci!

*crowd goes "ooooooooooh"*


Kinja'd!!! Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > Mattbob
09/19/2013 at 12:37

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As a married guy who honestly has no idea who Catrinel is, I'll take the 458!


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > Mattbob
09/19/2013 at 12:45

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Interesting, I may have to ask harder ones in the future.


Kinja'd!!! 61degrees.north > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec?
09/19/2013 at 12:59

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Google her...you might change your mind.


Kinja'd!!! Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > 61degrees.north
09/19/2013 at 13:04

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Safe for work?


Kinja'd!!! Chteelers > Mattbob
09/19/2013 at 13:06

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I'm married so this is an easy one... the supermodel!


Kinja'd!!! 61degrees.north > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec?
09/19/2013 at 13:08

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Mostly...she's a fashion model with the occasional euro-type nude shoot.


Kinja'd!!! D > Jagvar
09/19/2013 at 13:08

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god, the visuals


Kinja'd!!! AbigGRNboot > Mattbob
09/19/2013 at 13:13

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...or a weekend at Dirtfish?


Kinja'd!!! It's a "Porch-uh" > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec?
09/19/2013 at 13:40

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The girl from the Fiat 500 Abarth commercial.


Kinja'd!!! Wildstar > Goshen, formerly Darkcode
09/19/2013 at 13:55

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Being that she is Romanian, you might have to give her a 2nd look.


Kinja'd!!! Wildstar > Mattbob
09/19/2013 at 13:56

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Catrinel, any day of the week. I could figure a way some other day to get a hold of a 458. No way could I get a 2nd chance to hang with her.


Kinja'd!!! Atomic Buffalo > Mattbob
09/19/2013 at 14:17

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This question is silly. I would be completely worn-out after a half-hour with either.


Kinja'd!!! Goshen, formerly Darkcode > Wildstar
09/19/2013 at 14:57

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Oops.


Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Mattbob
09/19/2013 at 17:00

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Girl.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > AbigGRNboot
09/20/2013 at 12:27

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After looking up dirtfish, I would do dirtfish for sure. The Ferrari, not so much though.


Kinja'd!!! In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > Mattbob
09/20/2013 at 20:06

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The 458 has terrible manners,screams,belches and there's a limit(a very low one) on how long you can ride in it.

With Catrinel Menghia, she won't belch and I can ride her all night. OH SHIT!